What kind of ____ are you?

1.) Given the choice between Judas Preist and Iron Maiden, you would choose?

2.) How would you describe your pudding regimine?
a.) I eat pudding sometimes.
b.) I never eat pudding.
c.) I eat a whole lotta' pudding!
d.) I am the Boris Yeltsin of pudding! (whatever that means)

3.) When given an oppertunity to share my faith with strangers I...
a.) Furiously pass gas and sing "Onward Christian Soilders"!
b.) Claim Jesus as the original zombie...seing how he came back from the dead and all...
c.) take into account their own beliefs and tread lightly, a little can go a long way.
d.) Throw snakes on those lost souls partaking of faggotry and abortions...damn liberals!

4.) Star Wars Episode III is...
a.) my reason for living.
b.) hopefully not going to suck.
c.) a breeding ground for virgins, basement dwellers and that fat kid who thought he was Darth Maul.
d.) ass. Out and out ass...you nerd.

5.) Given a choice between Ronnie James Dio and Lou Gossett Jr., you would choose?

6.) It has been said that our generation is teetering closer to what the Judeo-Christian Bible describes as the End Times, what are you thoughts on the current American Idol scandal and how does this relate to Biblical prophecy?

7.) On any given day I am...
a.) all man/woman.
b.) 50% gay.
c.) 75% gay.
d.) Liberace / Chastity Bono.

8.) You're stranded on a desert island and can only take 3 items with you, without being a total smart-ass, what items would you take?

9.) 'Eff, Marry, Kill...(you must 'eff one, marry one and kill one)
MALE VERSION
Bea Arthur
That old broad from Hee-Haw with the price tag on her hat
Kathy Bates

FEMALE VERSION
Angelina Jolie
Marilyn Monroe
Betty Page

10.) If you could do magic, you would...
a.) "do anything...that you desire" like in that cheesey song.
b.) star in a show called "bewitched".
c.) ressurect Dimebag Darrell.
d.) ressurect Diamond David Lee Roth's career and return him to Van Halen.
e.) freak folks out like David Blaine.